Being healthily plump is no longer a thing to be ashamed of. This is the era of embracing the self – weight, pimples, double chins and all and being unapologetically You. To add some icing to this piece of cupcake, plus size models are in demand (modelling just got real). Even on the catwalks of Paris and Milan. So all of you lovely boys and girls who’ve been estranged from all things yummy and delicious to achieve that size zero body can take a break and munch away. It’s after all 2016, and we all know what 16 stands for don’t we? Sweet!
We’ve come up with 5 fun ways to help you gain or not lose weight. Stock your pantry and your fridge, follow our tips and flaunt those Muffin Tops and Love Handles. If anyone objects, give them the evil eye.
Midnight Snacks – When the clock strikes midnight, raid the fridge or the pantry. Midnight eating and that too in secret is really fun. The thrill is unparalleled to anything else – you’ll feel like James Bond on a mission. Promise. If you’re caught, don’t argue; just share and grow your tribe. Trust us, no one can resist the temptation of midnight snacks.
Be a Couch Potato – Exercise? What’s that? Stake your claim to the family sofa and take your snack bag along. Read, listen to music, watch movies, and munch. Don’t move a muscle or let anyone bully you into doing anything. This is the life. A fantasy coming true. Live it.
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Not Without Butter, Ghee and Oil – The time for dieting and eating bland boiled food is long gone, so is the rationing on the holy trinity of gaining weight. Add an extra tadka to all your dishes, and do paranthas. Every single day. No more compromises.
Dessert for the Main Course – The days of eating half gulab jamun, drained rasgulla and two table spoons of ice cream are over. Eat dessert first, forget the soups and the salads. Never did anyone any good..them veggies and fruits.
Increase the Portion Size and Variety – Whoever said eat smaller portions was a killjoy. There’s nothing more comforting and soothing than a plate full of hot and delicious food. Lot’s of it. Six times a day. Just don’t waste any or we’ll give you the evil eye.
These are just a few ways to get you started…we’re sure as you ease into this weighty lifestyle you’ll be able to come up with some more.
Happy & Healthy Eating. Say No to Dieting!